is the evening before the line ceremony given the will. Afterwards there are
a competition for the Orignelste
Testament.ich got the second Price
Neptune and reside Tetes come with entourage on board
Tetes and Neptune for baptism
The equatorial baptism is an old seafaring tradition.
Every true mariner will be baptized when he crossed the equator for the first time from north to south. He is cleared of the dust of the northern hemisphere, which houses, in contrast to the southern hemisphere the majority of the land and the rural dwellers. The sea god Neptune and his wife Thetis eighth meticulously that their kingdom is not contaminated. Visit any vessel is approaching the equator, with a squadron of soldiers and policemen, including a court consisting of servants, doctors, a minister, notary, astrologers, steel pads and a barber. The police captured at dawn one of the unbaptized of the crew and cast them without breakfast and compassion in a cargo hatch, where they languish until late afternoon in the heat of the equatorial sun and remember their sins should - until every single call and the line ceremony back to the surface is hoisted.
The photo shows one of the most repulsive submissive baptized on all fours crawling on
Tied up on the operating table of the diseases brought by all the baptized in the northern hemisphere is cleaned. For this, a trained medical team provides from the wake of Neptune, by the various external and internal applications helps the candidate to his salvation. Biting recipes from marine fauna and flora are the baptized instilled to defeat any germs from inside, and to strengthen their own defenses for life in the southern climes. To destroy the crust from the outside even the most stubborn bacteria, he is anointed with freshly isolated shark blood and mud, just imported from the seabed. Longest submerged oil tankers is applied for disinfection. To speed up the action and to shake off the dirt, the body with a few masterly strokes and blows is tapped out. Because neither lamenting help nor complaints. There's only one thing: a generous donation to the thirsty team of doctors. "How many boxes you want to donate?" - "A ..." - "What, only one, you miserable miser?" - "Au No, no, two ... two cups goat milk
to recognize baptism is also a nice outfit Then put Neptune and his wife Thetis special value for this purpose, the candidate for baptism led to the barber.. . To the feet of the baptized a trap is laid, which allows only small steps not that he would even think of running away -.. no, he does nothing more, because his eyes are still clogged up by the applications of the medical team when Barbier he is towed on a throne, which rises on a board over the swimming pool of the vessel, the location of the actual baptism. The Barber asked about the requirements for the hair and beard, and strikes the right moment with the brush, so that the shaving cream penetrates into the neck. But then it goes out even in the depths. The board with the barber chair tilts downward, backward, and the person being baptized in the waters of the swimming pool, where it is expected of a Baptist enthusiastic team. Here, also pays the noose from around the feet, the legs automatically brings up into position so that the Anabaptists appear only the head of the baptized into the colored broth must. In the air grab take a moment ago, the true question is how large the donation. What, just a box? Then it comes from inhaling back into the water of baptism - to be finally cleared of the dust of the northern hemisphere, but also any cash, the font may emerge at last relieved.
Neptune knows the importance of a nuclear ship. Swiftly he brings to the ocean depths, a cabin in which to measure the radiation exposure of any candidates for baptism. For this, the candidates for baptism shall carefully on the cleaned bottom plates of the car and wrapped it into the hands of the steel handles, before the radiation protector slow booting the switch for the measurement. (High voltage ;-)
Measurement for radiation protection is simple: fidgets of candidates for baptism when starting up the voltage too much or it will release the handles, then he is infected with the rays of the nuclear ship and can not be included in the Southern Hemisphere . Does he have against a small fee, however, the radiation protector voted meek, then turn the switch on this not so far, and the measurement is for once mildly CARRIED.
A small variation on the operating table
A small version has taken place in 1975 on the operating table of the line ceremony.
escapes Since not even the strongest candidates for baptism. This causes less stress on the Anabaptists and therefore in the baptized. Neptune puts it in terms of the service economy growing value.
The goddess Thetis
The equatorial baptism is done. You feel free and newly born, as it were, a new family membership. At the end of the equatorial rite it is only to pay a visit to the sea god Neptune and his wife Thetis. Neptune can be the notary by his baptismal certificate itemizing of proving that you now free and under his personal protection for all waters must sail south of the equator - for the present Travel and all this earthly life. Thetis contrast, is pushing for a somewhat more pronounced proof of love. It expects to kiss the fish tail fin of their abdomen, which is decorated with a marinade of the famous shark's blood and all sorts of small animals of the southern marine fauna. Their servants and police officers make sure that with his Ehrbeweis not only is slow. It is the last chance, his donation to the thirsty followers rounded up generously
To leave another fish to dessert
He is still struggling.
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